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BOUNCE
My mail carrier told me that the US Postal service sent out a
message to all letter carriers to put a sheet of Bounce in their
uniform pockets to keep yellow-jackets away.
Use them all the time when playing baseball and soccer. I use it
when I am working outside. It really works. The yellow jackets just veer
around you.
1. All this time you've just been putting Bounce in the dryer!
It will chase ants away when you lay a sheet near them. It also repels
mice.
2. Spread sheets around foundation areas, or in trailers, or
cars that are sitting and it keeps mice from entering your vehicle.
3. It takes the odor out of books and photo albums that don't get
opened too often.
4. It repels mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt
loop when outdoors during mosquito season.
5. Eliminate static electricity from your television (or
computer) screen.
6. Since Bounce is designed to help eliminate static cling,
wipe your television screen with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust from
resettling.
7. Dissolve soap scum from shower d oors. Clean with a sheet of
Bounce.
8. To freshen the air in your home - Place an individual sheet
of Bounce in a drawer or hang in the closet.
9. Put Bounce sheet in vacuum cleaner.
10. Prevent thread from tangling. Run a threaded needle through
a sheet of Bounce before beginning to sew.
11. Prevent musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet of
Bounce inside empty l! uggage before storing.
12. To freshen the air in your car - Place a sheet of Bounce
under the front seat.
13. Clean baked-on foods from a cooking pan. Put a sheet in a
pan, fill with water, let sit overnight, and sponge clean. The
anti-static agent apparently we akens the bond between the food and the pan.
14. Eliminate odors in wastebaskets. Place a sheet of Bounce at
the bottom of the wastebasket.
15. Collect cat hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet of Bounce
will magnetically attract all the loose hairs.
16. Eliminate static electricity from Venetian blinds. Wipe the
blinds with a sheet of ! Bounce to prevent dust from resettling.
17. Wipe up sawdust from drilling or sand papering. A used sheet
of Bounce will collect sawdust like a tack cloth.
18. Eliminate odors in dirty laundry. Place an individual sheet
of Bounce at the bottom of a laundry bag or hamper.
19. Deodorize shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in
your shoes or sneakers overnight.
20. Golfers put a Bounce sheet in their back pocket to keep the
bees away.
21. Put a Bounce sheet in your sleeping bag and tent before
folding and storing them. It will keep them smelling fresh.
22. Quick, bounce this on within the next 5 minutes! Nothing
will happen if you don't, but your friends will be glad to hear these
hints!
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